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because you’re a seeker. because you’re a dreamer. because you’ve always wanted to know what dreaming about your high school crush thirty years after the fact means. because, like me, the gross personal details about ANYONE only make you love them more.

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maybe? probably? either way, i read all the dreams that come across my path, so there will be eyes on it. send your dreams to sadboyhowdy@gmail.com and start off “Dear Howdy,” and we’ll go from there.

is your real name howdy?

no, but names are very important. and it’s the name i’ve chosen for this purpose, which i’m sure the ancestors love.

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